how to make cigarettes last forever guide

only somewhat irrelevant to bmx. this is a step by step guide to make your cigarettes last forever. have you bought a pack and the next day ended up with only 3 after just smoking a couple. its new york. every bum ass motherfucker will ask you for a cig and some take extreme offence when you say no. this is an ancient wizard technique that seriously works and will save you from shelling out your cigs like its a pack of gum. its prety much free to start doing it and will put an end to bumming them off but your still the nice guy. check out more after the jump

 so you want to smoke cigarettes and get pussy huh. i am quit right now but i used to do this for along time and it works very nice.

save an old box, buy new pack of smokes and throw just one cig into that old box

this box goes in your flannel pocket or your pants pocket or backpack wherever the fuck you do you.

HOWEVER take that pack you just bought and put it somewhere else

i used to have the almost full pack in my backpack and the single in my flannel.

when alone cop em from the full pack, but when in a group take one from the single. when some bum fucker asks you show the empty pack and say the whole sorry bro my last one. your not the bad guy if anything they dont even relize

yes i know this is skuzzy however you work hard for your money and it shouldent be wasted. its one thing if they will actualy remember. 

thats where this goes into how to get pussy from this whole idea.


your on the street and a fine ass honey dip asks for a cigarete. you pull out the single and run that shit saying its your last one and your sorry but then you run that shit more with the whole oh dam your so cute you just made me relize i have a full pack and you make her day filled with laugher and get into the jeep.

i called this method the new yorker, cuz deep down inside were all alittle skuzzy and this is one of those ideas that would only come from new york.

this is not a joke like some of the how to or guides you will see on this blog, i actualy did this and it actualy saved me a shitload of money.

enjoy your now changed life